Stinky Pinky and Sweaty Betty

are both allergic to confetti

and ink and paper clips too…

Oh, and that gum underneath your shoe

Yes, and that Martian Named Gazoo

So they hide out on New Year’s Eve

and avoid stationary indeed

as well as go to great extremes

to not cross the path of gumball machines

and they NEVER watch cartoons

they don’t even eat with spoons

(I don’t know why)

Though there’s something they enjoy A LOT

They LOVE to smell each other when its HOT!

-Veronica Pantoja