Stinky Pinky and Sweaty Betty
are both allergic to confetti
and ink and paper clips too…
Oh, and that gum underneath your shoe
Yes, and that Martian Named Gazoo
So they hide out on New Year’s Eve
and avoid stationary indeed
as well as go to great extremes
to not cross the path of gumball machines
and they NEVER watch cartoons
they don’t even eat with spoons
(I don’t know why)
Though there’s something they enjoy A LOT
They LOVE to smell each other when its HOT!
-Veronica Pantoja